TUESDAY'S CHOWDER, NOW SIMMERING
Where I regurgitate a thick soup of life and wisdom from the last 24 hours.
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BREAKFAST MUFFIN WITH GREEK YOGURT AND BLUEBERRIES THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS, AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY. CHOLESTEROL.
However, I can now feel my cholesterol racing for whatever exit it usually uses. I don’t know for sure. It seems I have hoarded all mine since birth. I am working at it.
THIS WILL PROBABLY BE THE LOCATION OF THE FUTURE “SWANKY STADIUM UPDATES.”
After all is said and done, and billions spent, we hope to have 217 more seats than our old stadium.
“But they’ll be damn comfortable seats,” exclaimed Freddie O’Connell.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
I am trying to settle into a routine of putting on a steaming pot of chowder in the morning and working on it during the day with lost readers having the ability to drop by, have a taste, and tell me “needs more intelligence.” during the day. It will be finished by supper time. In the interim, I may publish a medium story all while working a full-time job for a jerk of a boss. Poor me.
I got a load of work done yesterday for several clients. I even worked over the weekend. so farIi have not heard one “thank you.” So to use my football analogy, “work 14- thanks nuthin’ “
The joy of being an independent contractor!
I believe I was, in some manner, able to be a blessing to one, so that’s good.
I heard about the new Apple earbuds coming out that will sense your motions. If you get a call from me, you just nod your head, and it will connect us.
On the other hand, if you get a call from someone you hate, when Apple announces the call to you, simply make a violent retching sound and motion, and the caller will be taken to your voicemail. Your lunch companions may be less than amused, though.
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