
Saturday morning.
Good morning!
Some of you reading this have no idea who I am. Some know who I am, but are only here by accident. You guys have a seat over at this table if you would.
And some of you know who I am and, in fact, follow me, because you are not completely sickened by my stories. Y’all sit over here…
Finally, just a handful of you are subscribed to mail delivery of my new stories, so this will be like watching reruns to you. But you are only a small percentage. Like the small percentage of my stories the people who only follow see. Maybe 8 or 10%? You peeps sit at this table to start.
So we are going to have a meet-n-greet this morning, hoping that most of you end up at this last table.
There will be live music and a raffle. For those kids, we still have face paint, but the bouncy house is deflated today due to some a**hats that live in the neighborhood.
Without anything further, here are last week’s entries into journalistic history for you to enjoy.
Happy New Year, Happy New Money!
Three immediate experiments…
Two Items Affect Medium Money
They were suggested to me. I blew it already.
New Year Resolutions Don’t Work
They’re a waste of time.
New Ideas
On ideas
4 Imaginary Concepts Used by Youthful Medium Members
Buzzwords right here expose me as a chronological oddity.
#1 Money-Hack for Medium Writing
Without argument.
Treat It Like A Real Job
Secrets for the self-employed
Can a Sensitive Guy Become a Good Writer?
Obsessing on this subject for now…
Writer’s Weekend Activities
What do we real writers do?
And in a different vein, we wrote this one as well.
Is 2023 Too Late To Sell My House?
Did I miss my chance?
Thank you for coming this evening. It is possible I may go down to my profile page for a while tonight and take tomorrow off. So have a great first week.
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