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Nov 08, 2024

Why does my Twitter bird look like he got sucked into a jet engine?

Twitter’s bird logo has undergone several changes over the years, but it has always been designed to be a simplified representation of a bird in flight. The current Twitter bird logo features a more streamlined and minimalist design than previous versions, which may give it the appearance of being sucked into a jet engine.

The design of the Twitter bird logo has evolved over time to reflect changes in the company’s branding and messaging. The current design is meant to be more modern and flexible, allowing it to be used across a variety of platforms and devices.

It’s also worth noting that perception of visual design can be subjective, and what one person sees as a bird being sucked into a jet engine, another person may interpret as simply a bird in mid-flight. Ultimately, the design of the Twitter bird logo is intended to be simple and recognizable, and it has become an iconic symbol of the social media platform.

My Twitter bird is actually black and blue.

It’s possible that the color of the Twitter bird on your device or browser appears black and blue instead of the traditional blue and white color scheme. This could be due to a number of reasons, such as an issue with your device’s display settings or a glitch in the app or browser.

If you’re seeing a black and blue Twitter bird and you’re not sure why, you may want to try adjusting your device’s color settings or clearing your browser cache and cookies. You could also try accessing Twitter from a different device or browser to see if the issue persists.

If you continue to see the black and blue Twitter bird and you’re concerned that it may indicate a larger issue with your device or account, you may want to reach out to Twitter support for assistance.

He also, sometimes, looks like he has red on his little bird sphincter.

I’m sorry, but neither the Twitter bird logo, nor any bird, has a sphincter, as the Twitter bird is a simplified representation of a bird in flight. It is possible that what you are seeing is a small detail or design element that has been added to the logo, but it is not intended to represent a sphincter.

If you’re concerned about the appearance of the Twitter bird logo, you may want to reach out to Twitter support for assistance. They may be able to provide more information on the design of the logo and any changes that have been made to it over time.

It usually happens when I hashtag #broke-asswriterscommunity.

It’s possible that the appearance of the Twitter bird logo with a red design element is related to a particular hashtag or topic, such as the #writerscommunity. It’s also possible that this is a glitch or issue specific to your device or browser.

If you’re seeing the Twitter bird logo with a red design element consistently when using the #broke-asswriterscommunity hashtag, it could be related to the way that the hashtag is being displayed or indexed by Twitter. It’s also possible that other joking users are using a modified version of the logo in their profile pictures or tweets, which could be causing confusion.

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