For those too shy to subscribe, formerly called Faux Newsletter

First, I want to say how much I appreciate your time reading my stories. I am grateful way beyond measure.
It’s Tuesday again. Some readers are still not comfortable enough with me, so there are some who are not subscribed yet. I understand that. Sadly, most of my friends understand that.
This is your private newsletter served electronically, closed-circuit, on the honor system, free of charge, guaranteed to be everything you expected, or I will re-do it to your satisfaction.
Last week there were TEN highly important articles you may have missed. I have included last week’s Tuesday Newsletter to help ground your perspective.
Newsletter for the Shy
For those too shy to subscribe, formerly called Faux Newslettermedium.com
My Stories Are Like A Car-Wreck
You have to slow down to look, but you don’t want to get involved.medium.com
Hump-day Humor
A foggy, imprecise look at who I ammedium.com
How Do I Judge My Stories Before Submitting?
I set a low bar, but I DO DRAW THE LINE.medium.com
Friday Struggle Bus, Less Creepy Now
A weekly tradition for almost four weeks now.medium.com
How to Be a Writer 101
A series…medium.com
What Does a Medium Writer Do on the Weekend?
Here’s a quick look.medium.com
The Story of the Hunting Dog
The power of labels.medium.com
Don’t Be Napping with Nemo
Don’t sleep with the fishes. Support the cause!medium.com
The Fable of the Writer and the Follower
And the subscribermedium.com
Here’s a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
No more in New York!medium.com
For those who feel as though the cup is both half-empty, AND there’s a little backwash in it…
Next week we’ll explore “Why I hate to text.”
And have a quick look at when I say “You people” in this forum, do you think I am talking to you or some of my other personalities?
And whether or not Elon Musk is upset that 50% of my readers are ‘bots?
And this last note…
If you shy, non-subscribers (you know who you are) would go ahead and subscribe, you could be reading your newsletter in the comfort of your own den, and not out in the open at the public library.
I see you’re already smiling, so why not go ahead and join Don’s extra-content “STORY-TELLER” newsletter, coming with extra smiles and the book “A Year of Martin!”
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Meet Don Martin
A businessman and a writer on Mediummedium.com
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