Newsletter for the Shy
For those too shy to subscribe, formerly called Faux Newsletter
For those too shy to subscribe, formerly called Faux Newsletter
First, I want to say how much I appreciate your time reading my stories. I am grateful beyond measure.
I am still working on my subscription process. Between my clumsiness with newsletters and other personal issues for some readers not being comfortable enough with me, there are some who are not subscribed yet.
It is for you, the ones who haven't subscribed to anything since Highlights Magazine in the third grade, and for those others of you waiting for me to prove my innocence of being an ax-murderin’ horse-thief, I say…
“Take this, may it serve you well.”
This is your private newsletter served electronically, closed-circuit, on the honor system, free of charge, guaranteed to be everything you expected, or I will re-do it to your satisfaction.
Last week there were the seven important articles you may have missed.
https://medium.com/illumination/monday-faux-newsletter-update-d4688ab26332
https://medium.com/writer-squeezins/3-tweaks-i-am-trying-in-order-to-increase-my-reads-edb1ea36df93
https://medium.com/writer-squeezins/when-the-unexpected-becomes-expected-4fbbf28b0234
https://medium.com/illumination/writing-hi-jacked-my-life-e09eb9d5edb4
https://medium.com/writer-squeezins/new-publication-schedule-5d636de34646
https://medium.com/illumination/how-my-stories-get-written-585b8200fdf2
And, yes, I did see that you picked up on that right away. There are eight. Our regular Monday Newsletter has been pushed back to Tuesday, creating an accounting nightmare that was only overcome at the last minute by some sharp analytical minds down in the bean-counting department.
A couple of other salient points to note…
The Queen of England has re-emerged this week looking radiant, after her fit of the vapors two weeks ago.
The vapors have re-emerged this week looking radiant, after a bout with the Queen.
“It is still difficult this week to afford the gas to go looking for baby formula,” says Lee of Akron. If anybody has any ideas that will help, you can send them to us anonymously, if you need to keep a low profile.
And this last note…
If you shy, non-subscribers (you know who you are) would go ahead and subscribe, you could be reading your newsletter in the comfort of your own den, and not out in the open at the public library.
I see you’re already smiling, so why not go ahead and join Don’s extra-content “STORY-TELLER” newsletter, coming with extra smiles and the book “A Year of Martin!”