Hump Day (-ish)
Including Tourist's Corner, Denizen's Corner, & Hump Day Weather
Camel working as drug-mule.
Tourist’s Corner
Since most of our tourists arrive in Nashville by rail, the rail strike has all but crippled the hospitality industry here.
We are in the midst of a rain alert, telling us what to do in case it actually does rain.
All of the weather prognosticators on each tv station have been called in to work, so they are not in Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge presently.
That’s ok since the musicians have already unplugged their twin-reverb amps so a power surge won’t turn them to heavy metal.
And so this feature is canceled.
Denizen’s Corner
It looks like rain. We’re watching the weather on TV.
And so this feature is canceled.
Hump-day Weather
It looks like rain. We’re watching the weather channel.
Today’s Power word is RAIN-WRAPPED.
It looks like rain. We’re watching the weather on TV.
A BACON-WRAPPED STORM is not that scary.
And so this feature is canceled.
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