Fat, Drunk, in the Park, Trying to Interview the Monkey Bars

I know this is no way to live, but I have a podcast to do.

Photo by Sebastian Pandelache on Unsplash

There are many ways to enjoy creating online.

I personally try to monetize my bad manners.

I write sloppy undisciplined stories. I hit publish, and edit only when I get caught in a mistake. I am wanted for felony infinitive-splitting in Wyoming.

So, you may ask yourself why I write. It’s certainly not the money.

I guess the reason I and most serial writers do it is for the excitement, the thrill of the keyboard under our fingertips, the roar of the editors, begging for mercy, the acrid stench of rotting bon-mots and non-sequiturs.

It’s just the personal satisfaction.

Thanks. Come back when you can.

I am Don Martin. I write books and stories. Check out my new microbook about microbooks. Join my reader family for my writing news and rumors.