Does Pterodactyl Taste Like Chicken?
Would you order it, or do you worry it’s expired?
I had a chat with Frank, down in the A.I. lab this morning.
Frank always says that he has “all the answers.”
Well, Frank. a bunch of readers have been asking me lately, “How does the sweet and sour Pterodactyl taste down in the commissary?”
I don’t eat down there so I passed the question along to Frank, and this is what he said.
Before coming to work with us, I should mention, he used to work with the government.
So he never really answered the question, spoke in a very serious tone, and he made me feel really uneasy about asking it.
“It’s impossible to know what pterodactyl tasted like, as they went extinct around 66 million years ago, long before humans evolved. However, some people have joked that pterodactyl might have tasted like chicken because many types of birds, including chickens, have a similar taste and texture to their meat.
“But again, this is just disinformation, and we can’t say for sure what pterodactyl would have tasted like if humans had ever had the chance to try it.”
“Sorry, it was a stupid question, I mumbled.
“There are no stupid questions,” said Frank. “Although that one was pretty close, you moron.”
“Thanks.”
“Anytime.”
Don’s a keen observer and prolific reporter of truth, common sense, humor, & life. He’s a WRITER|HUMORIST, sometimes serious, sometimes tongue-in-cheek. He lives in Nashville, Tn.