Brand New Schedule Update
Go to press with it!
Brand New Medium Schedule Update
Go to press with it! From Aug 30, 2022
I am even prouder today than I was before, to introduce to you our even newer lineup of largely intended stories. Other, more resourceful stories that do not depend on such guidance will present at various scheduled and non-scheduled times.
Here, with no regrets, is the perfect/current publication schedule:
Recaps/Updates/ancillary topics anything I want, or possibly nothing on Saturdays.
Bulletins on Sundays, or at odd and irregular times. Possibly nothing at all on Sundays, too.
Make-up Work Monday published Mondays (For peeps who did absolutely no quality reading over the weekend)
Newsletters for the Shy (previously called Faux Newsletters) published Tuesdays (For peeps who are too shy to subscribe to the delivery.)
Hump Day Humor some Wednesdays, if I feel like it.
Newsletters for the Bold mailed out Thursdays. (E-mailed to subscribers)
Faux-News Fridays published Fridays AM, “Deep News — So Deep, You Could Get the Bends Just Skimming the Headlines.” available only by extra-content subscription with Newsletters for the Bold.
Struggle Bus on Fridays. PM (Self-explanatory, part of the long-running weekly series.) Put on your Empathy Hat, It’s BACK!
Update/recaps again (maybe) on Saturdays. (Whew)
Short promos whenever we know ANYTHING far enough in advance.
As of this printing many, if not most of these will be subject to occasional absence.
It’s not easy being a WRITER|HUMORIST.
Hump-Day Humour Back at Medium
The only optimism lies in the fact that we are entering the final half of the week.
This schedule is also subject to revision.
The biggest experiment of this week’s schedule is the mandatory, never-failing, constant, dependable article, yet to be named, on Saturday mornings. This will act as our pivot-foot that cannot move. You can count on finding it here each week.
It may contain earthshaking truisms or senseless drivel, but it will be there. I may add another day if I wish, just for practice. But you can take Saturday to the bank. Like it had a value.
Working title: Saturday Cartoons, or Saturday Faux Cartoons.
Our research tell us that people are more likely to tune into a platform on which they know what to expect, So enjoy. This may be as close as you ever come to knowing what to expect here.
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