Figuratively speaking

You cannot call me a liar. At least not about this.
I previously promised to say when my medium inventory hit 150. But I have been writing here since the end of November, a little over four months, so that is not really a speed record.
I further promised I would not continually call a play-by-play on my totals, so I did not fib to you.
The problem is, that I suspect, to some people, this announcement may be perceived as a harbinger of future writing.
I am certain that the editors in my favorite publications have found their bodies to be puckering up in parts that are able to pucker.
But here we ride into the valley of the next fifty! Sorry, guys!
Thanks for now!
P.S. If you liked this story, you could go HERE, leave your name, and I’d be happy to send you ALL my Medium stories whenever I publish them. Even following me only gives you a very small percentage of these “stories.” -MY MEDIUM STORY COUNT TODAY IS 156 ON MY PROFILE- So please don’t miss any! (To join the fun, support us, and be able to read unlimited MEDIUM stories, please go HERE.) And if you want to hear even more of my Medium & non-Medium stuff, you can be a part of that rough crowd HERE.