3 Reasons Your Story Shouldn’t Be Longer Than 3 Minutes

The three theory.

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Reason number one.

If you can’t get in, get it said, and move along in three minutes, I probably had to sit through a whole year of it when I was in high school, so excuse me, I’m done.

Reason number two.

Life today is so full of hassles and complications that after I am done with that, I have no desire to read somebody yammer on and on about things that make me profoundly sleepy.

And finally,

Reason number three.

Hey. I’ve got other crap to do.

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